Hello to all my peeps. I though I would make my love for Ketchup blog official. Most of you may know that I am a big big fan of Ketchup. Such a big fan this whole blog post is all about ketchup.
Lets start off with why I love ketchup
Well because its tasty. Thats a no brainer. It’s good on anything and everything. You think of it ketchup would taste good with it. People agree with me because there is ketchup cake and ketchup ice cream. I haven’t tried the ice cream yet but I want to so bad. Soon. My day isn’t complete without ketchup. It’s a staple of my diet. I wonder if it could go beyond what I eat….? I wonder if there could be ketchup conditioner and shampoo? I know I am getting carried away. One year (well more like a few) for halloween I dressed up as ketchup. Best costume ever. Eat, sleep, breath ketchup people. You know how people are %50 water I am %50 ketchup.
Some very important facts about ketchup that everyone needs to know
it was used as medicine in 1835 . DR John Cook Bennett through tomatoes could cure Illness like Diarrhea , Jaundice and Indigestion . he made and solid tomato pills
Even DR. Bennet had really bad and wrong science he was kinda right. Ketchup has health benefits . it’s good for the heart and helps reduce risk of types of cancer. with all the Ketchup i have eaten i must have the healthiest heart and will never get those types of cancers benefits are because of Lycopene with gives tomatoes it’s red colour and it is in Ketchup.
Ketchup is acidic . because of the tomatoes and vinegar . so Ketchup could also be used as an inexpensive cleaner and polisher . so you can have fries with Ketchup and clean your metal stuff while you are at it.
there is a massive bottle of Ketchup in Illinois . it is 170 feet tall . i need to go to Collinisville Illinois now to see it . there is even a website with a map to get there. i belong there. i should go live with my Ketchup loving people in that town. sorry mom i am moving
Heinz made 57 versions of Ketchup to get it right . the 57th versos was the best . which is a Combination of his Favourite number 5 and his wife which is 7 . talk a lucky product 7 is one of my luck numbers.
Ketchup used to be called Catsup . i wish they didn’t change the name . Catsup is so much cooler . Heinz called Ketchup to stand out from all the other competitors .
main ingredients use to be anchovies , walnuts , mushrooms, and kidney beans .
each person eats about three bottles of Ketchup a year my number is much much higher than that. i could eat three in a mouth
Ketchup is one of few packaged foods that doesn’t used rights
just by eating 4 tablespoons of Ketchup you will get the same so healthy because i eat Ketchup pretty much every day